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Rude Valentine's Card For Him & Her Dirty Roses Are Red Poem For Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

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Learn how to use alliteration, word play and humor to make a rude, witty Valentine's poem of your own. We add new designs as frequently as we think of them - and we are always thinking of them, it may seem as though we are crazy .

uk has compiled a list of the rudest, tongue-in-cheek-est, blush-inducing jokes for Valentine’s Day.Whether you want to put these words in a card, send them as a text message or recite them while having a glass of wine together, ‘roses are red’ poems are a true classic. A selection of short valentines poems which are essentially funny, but which have a darker side or a twist in the tail. Pained as I am to have to explain anything about my poems, those who have not recently appeared on sexual assault charges may need reminding that GHB, aka Gamma-hydroxybutyrate or Rohypnol, was the once notorious date rape drug. These 4 or 5-star reviews represent the opinions of the individuals who posted them and do not reflect the views of Etsy. Whether you want to throw a cheeky insult at your partner or seduce them with an explicit design, browse our naughtiest, most offensive Valentine's cards.

Check out our round-up of the best rude, naughty, and downright dirty Valentine's Day poems to share with your partner! Roses are red but it’s not just violets that are blue this Valentine’s Day – get a little bit risqué with your not-so-sweet message to your sweetheart.Perhaps you've received date offers or other offers from these guys or girls and while you've said no, they just aren't getting the message? Unfortunately, it's funny for many people to use the nastier connotations of the English language with which to amuse themselves. Please tick if you would like to receive news, offers and information from our trusted and carefully selected partners that we think you might like. Check out our favourite Valentine's poems for her for the special woman in your life, or our Valentine's poems for him for a boyfriend or husband. If declarations of undying love aren’t your style, these rude Valentine’s Day cards are the perfect way to spice things up.

Valentine’s cards are meant to help you express how you feel to your partner – but what if your feelings aren’t entirely pure? And to follow, two short love-hate poems by Paul which make interesting companion pieces and continue the theme of unfortunate romantic liaisons.Even if you and your partner share a common love of sarcastic wit, use this rude poem with caution or you could find yourself out in the cold this Valentine's day. Here are the ones I have actually sent this year, although funnily enough not to anyone I actually like!

Here's a poem that's truly awful, yet it does express the beautiful sentiment of a love that lasts forever. A brief interlude for a twisted funny poem about role playing sex games which reaches a deliberately anti-climactic climax.

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